Thursday, February 22, 2001 - Sci-Tech - Naked newscasters wanted for Web venture - February 22, 2001

I'm not sure when broadcasting the news was just about the information; maybe when Walter Cronkite was still a CBS news anchor. already boasts 5.6 million hits a month, which is about 10% of the traffic Yahoo! gets, but that popular web portal doesn't have boobs and butts... yet. It's not that I'm against the idea - I like nudity as much as the next open-minded person. I just don't see the point. If I want news, I want news. If I want to look at naked chicks... Well, that's why we have a porn industry, kids. If a naked person is reading the news to me, what am I thinking? I'm thinking...
a) gee, it must be cold in that studio
b) are those real?
c) what, does he hang a lead weight from it all day?
These aren't thoughts to be having while hearing about tragedies and disasters and murders and atrocities. These are thoughts to be having while watching a classy porn video with your significant other. (Whoever, or whatever, that 'other' happens to be)


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