Thursday, August 16, 2001

Couple Dies Off Florida Keys in Sex-Plane Hijack

Elderly couple gets on this plane that advertises itself as a 'Mile-High Club' venue, but once they're up in the air, they pull a knife on the pilot and demand to be taken to Cuba. A struggle ensues, the plane crashes into the sea, and only the pilot survives.

Or so the pilot says.

I think Crockett and Tubbs need to get on this one ASAP. Perhaps the most disturbing part of this story is the idea that any elderly couple would want to charter a plane just so they can enter the 'Mile-High Club'.

"And on the back of the seat in front of you is a barf bag and a viagra dispenser. Enjoy!"


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