Man, what an ugly baby that was. I hope everybody liked kick returns and abysmal quarterback performances, 'cause that's what we got. You know, while parity in the NFL is good for the profitability of teams in general, I'm not sure it's that good for the game itself. Okay, so the Ravens have a great defence. Maybe if the Giants had a real quarterback, we could have found out whether or not the Ravens have a Superbowl-best defence.

Perhaps the worst part of the evening was the half-time show, which was even more disturbingly surreal than I had imagined. Britney Spears trying to sing 'Walk This Way'? Hey, Britney, come back when you can sing as well as you striptease, okay?