Just came back from a three-day trip to Connecticut... Upstate New York has some of the most boring scenery I have ever seen. The Interstate is so straight, it lulls you to sleep. Wherever there is a curve in the road, you can see where people have driven right off into the ditch. And of course, in the middle of all this boredom, they put the Women's Rights National Park. You have the right to be hidden in a corner of America that nobody has a reason to visit! What's in this Park, anyway? A kitchen, a laundry room, and a nursery? So depressing.

I figure the Six Flags outside Buffalo is there to keep the locals from killing each other. You drive through Buffalo, and there's nothing to see. It's got all the excitement of prune juice. If you were a teenager and you wanted to give your parents the ultimate slap in the face, tell them you're leaving home to go be a firefighter in Buffalo. You'd be dead in a week.