Monday, July 30, 2001

Whatever-Dude :: This Week's Reader Submission Contest Winner #1: B's Pick

This is, quite simply, brilliant. If you're a fan of the movie 'Fight Club', you must read this fascinating theory.

Monday, July 23, 2001

CNN.com - Report: China shuts down 2,000 Net cafes - July 20, 2001

Boy, it's a good thing these guys got the Olympics, because it's obvious that they're a forward-thinking, freedom-loving society that's just misunderstood, right?

Right?

Bueller?
CNN.com - Alzheimer's vaccine passes key test - July 23, 2001

If this is for real, what an achievement! My grandfather had Alzheimer's, and one of the saddest moments in my life was visiting him for the last time before he died, and his eyes were so vacant. The only emotion he seemed to project was anguish. Please let this vaccine justify our hopes.
CNN Programs - Wolf Blitzer Reports - Is There A Serial Killer In Washington?

It's an intriguing idea, although we'll probably never hear about it until the killer is caught. Law enforcement agencies learned their lesson with the Son of Sam killer; keep a lid on things until you have a better idea of what you're dealing with. That way, it reduces paranoia and stupid behaviour. Still, though... I'll wait for Tom Clancy to write a book about it. Get Mr. Clark on the case, he'll find the guy.

Friday, July 20, 2001

It's All About Brand Width (washingtonpost.com)

Madison Avenue has figured out that bigger banner ads work better. This is extremely bad news. What I've never understood is why the advertising industry uses a different set of rules for the internet than for television and print media. The whole purpose of ads on regular media is to increase awareness of a brand name or product. But because a consumer could theoretically click on your banner ad and surf directly to your promotional site, suddenly that old advertising model gets thrown out the window? Why? It won't be long before most sites have to use full-screen banner ads that refuse to go away until a set number of seconds have gone by, like commercials. Half of these intrusive pop-up ads crash my web browser as it is. It's funny to me that marketing agencies think that I will want to buy the products they're selling, though, considering the inconvenience, hassle, and annoyance they're creating with their ads. There's a series of cellphone pop-up ads at one site that always crash my machine. Guess what? I've never buying that brand of cellphone.

Online advertising would work if the industry applied the same set of rules that it has for print and television. You're buying increased awareness. Creative banner ads do get noticed, even though most people still won't click them. (How many of you are tired of that 'punch the monkey' one?)

Thursday, July 19, 2001

ESPN.com - GEN - McGriff's decision is no crime

It's good to see _somebody_ agrees with me. I was starting to wonder if I was all alone on this McGriff thing.

Tuesday, July 17, 2001

Yahoo! Sports: MLB - McGriff's sense of family leaves him short of Hall

Fred McGriff is the first baseman for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, a pathetic baseball team that has one of the more clueless general managers in the sport. He signed with Tampa Bay a few years ago because he's from the area, and he wanted to be close to his family and relatives. He's a multi-millionaire, a potential Hall of Famer, and he could have probably signed with a better team, but for McGriff, family came first.

Last week, Tampa Bay wanted to trade McGriff to the Chicago Cubs for some prospects. The Cubs are one of the surprises of this season, leading their division, and could use a productive hitter like McGriff in their lineup to increase their chances of making it to the playoffs.

McGriff thought about it for five days, then said no. (He has a no-trade clause that allows him to turn down any trades) Naturally, this has a whole lot of people outraged. The writer of the above-linked article, Ken Rosenthal, believes that this decision should cost McGriff a spot in the Hall of Fame. Imagine that - a baseball player who has a different set of priorities. Most players choose where to play based on who will give them the highest salary, but here is a player who is more concerned about his wife and kids than baseball. Rosenthal is one of these people who forgets that to the players, baseball is a _job_. It's not a hobby or a lark. Sure, I'd love to spend six months a year playing baseball and getting paid for it. So what? Fred McGriff has played on a World Series-winning team, hit a bunch of home runs, and made a pile of money. He's in the twilight of his career. Why, all of a sudden, should baseball be more important than his family? Imagine the arrogance needed to tell McGriff that his family should take a back seat to baseball.

It's a job.

Let's say McGriff was an executive for a big company. He chose to work at the branch office closest to his home. Now, another branch office wants him to work for them, even though there are others who could also do that job. Moving to that branch office would require uprooting his family, leaving his home behind, and for what? So this other branch office might have a more profitable year? So he might get a little recognition out of it? That's worth the turmoil and stress you put on your family?

I think McGriff looked at the situation and figured, 'Hey, I don't really have anything left to prove. I have friends and family here, my kids are in good schools, and I'm enjoying a good life. My team loses a lot, and I don't like that, but I have a lot of friends on this team, and I'd feel like I was abandoning them to go play for a better team. It just isn't worth it to make this move.' McGriff is being attacked primarily because as a competitive athlete, many feel that it is his duty to play for a better team. Of course, if that really was the case, everyone would want to play for the Yankees, right? It's sad that Rosenthal would choose to judge McGriff on this decision without knowing much about his situation aside from the obvious. It's sad that Rosenthal would want to deny McGriff a deserved spot in the Hall of Fame because he doesn't agree with Fred's set of priorities.

Hey, Rosenthal. Baseball isn't everything. If you don't believe me, ask your wife.
Yahoo! Sports: MLB - McGriff's sense of family leaves him short of Hall

Fred McGriff is the first baseman for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, a pathetic baseball team that has one of the more clueless general managers in the sport. He signed with Tampa Bay a few years ago because he's from the area, and he wanted to be close to his family and relatives. He's a multi-millionaire, a potential Hall of Famer, and he could have probably signed with a better team, but for McGriff, family came first.

Last week, Tampa Bay wanted to trade McGriff to the Chicago Cubs for some prospects. The Cubs are one of the surprises of this season, leading their division, and could use a productive hitter like McGriff in their lineup to increase their chances of making it to the playoffs.

McGriff thought about it for five days, then said no. (He has a no-trade clause that allows him to turn down any trades) Naturally, this has a whole lot of people outraged. The writer of the above-linked article, Ken Rosenthal, believes that this decision should cost McGriff a spot in the Hall of Fame. Imagine that - a baseball player who has a different set of priorities. Most players choose where to play based on who will give them the highest salary, but here is a player who is more concerned about his wife and kids than baseball. Rosenthal is one of these people who forgets that to the players, baseball is a _job_. It's not a hobby or a lark. Sure, I'd love to spend six months a year playing baseball and getting paid for it. So what? Fred McGriff has played on a World Series-winning team, hit a bunch of home runs, and made a pile of money. He's in the twilight of his career. Why, all of a sudden, should baseball be more important than his family? Imagine the arrogance needed to tell McGriff that his family should take a back seat to baseball.

It's a job.

Let's say McGriff was an executive for a big company. He chose to work at the branch office closest to his home. Now, another branch office wants him to work for them, even though there are others who could also do that job. Moving to that branch office would require uprooting his family, leaving his home behind, and for what? So this other branch office might have a more profitable year? So he might get a little recognition out of it? That's worth the turmoil and stress you put on your family?

I think McGriff looked at the situation and figured, 'Hey, I don't really have anything left to prove. I have friends and family here, my kids are in good schools, and I'm enjoying a good life. My team loses a lot, and I don't like that, but I have a lot of friends on this team, and I'd feel like I was abandoning them to go play for a better team. It just isn't worth it to make this move.' McGriff is being attacked primarily because as a competitive athlete, many feel that it is his duty to play for a better team. Of course, if that really was the case, everyone would want to play for the Yankees, right? It's sad that Rosenthal would choose to judge McGriff on this decision without knowing much about his situation aside from the obvious. It's sad that Rosenthal would want to deny McGriff a deserved spot in the Hall of Fame because he doesn't agree with Fred's set of priorities.

Hey, Rosenthal. Baseball isn't everything. If you don't believe me, ask your wife.

Monday, July 16, 2001

CNN.com - Rogge wins top Olympics job - July 16, 2001

Canadian Dick Pound was in the running for this job, but since he actually has integrity, it was immediately obvious that he has no place among these thieves and grifters. Why he continues to work for the IOC is beyond me. I mean, Pound was the guy tapped to investigate the bribery scandals surrounding Salt Lake City, and he was the guy who meted out the resulting punishment. What did he get in return? The cold shoulder from most of the IOC members, apparently because he did his job too well - he actually found the money-grubbing assholes. I hear Rogge is a spineless functionary who will do whatever Juan Antonio Samaranch wants, so I guess Juan is still running things. Wonderful. May the bribery and grifting continue unabated...

Friday, July 13, 2001

CNN.com - Olympic glory for Beijing - July 13, 2001

This is really a win for every oppressive, murderous regime: if corporate America wants to access your market, it doesn't matter what you do to your citizens. So, congratulations, China. Hope you have enough tanks and bullets to keep your citizens under control!

I know that when these Olympics roll around, I won't watch a minute of it. I hope NBC has a real hard time getting sponsors. I hope the TV ratings are the lowest ever. I hope the world's best athletes call for a boycott until China implements real human rights reforms.

Tuesday, July 10, 2001

All Pop - 'We're worried about him'

Quote: "Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean has entered rehab for depression and alcohol abuse, leading the group to postpone all the remaining dates on their Black & Blue North American tour."

A-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! It was just a matter of time, kids. Now let's keep a watch on those Hansen kids, huh?

Friday, July 06, 2001

CNN.com - Whiz kid has 'fingerprints' all over new Napster - July 5, 2001

Who cares? Napster's dead. This guy might as well have improved the abacus for all the good it'll do.